three word post

and Mexicans in

green and gold

Landrovers with shiny

new back bumpers

and Kylie stickers

totally covering the

mud flaps and

the wheel nuts

thus causing major

road noise and

and high pitched

squealing from a

feral cat that

has just been

promoted to premier

and as usual

is stuffing up

all Labour's good

toilet passes that

will never be

used on bottoms

ever again but

some asswhipes might

just start sneaking

ointment to apply

on their botties

and other things

which do tickle

Ron's fancy when

he's out driving

with his spiffy

new holden rodeo

which looks rather

Holdenish and uteish

better than Pajeroish

thank flaming goodness!

for all Rons

sudden common sense

that night he

picked his nose

and flicked it

at a passing

police car which

hit the booger

and slid off

hitting the officer

in the mouth

with his ear

phones still attached

to the handsfree