three word post

very pissed off

having to look

after sooky Al

and his pissed

dog that craps

annoyed if I

steve shows up

with a disco

or another bloody

van with old

baldy wornout tyres

with baldy owner

which is enough

to drive a

Nissan driver to

rant and rave

and really sook

and then we

smack Al's botty

Until its red

but still hairy

three legged spiders

crawling over his

pink tutu but

very slowly they

started to do

many things to

his poor Nissan

which always failed

on the dirt

and in the

sand when black

'orrible 'airy spiders

crawling into his

exhaust pipe causing

so much shit

and other good

stuff that keeps

oozing out of

the Landy motor

He's struck oil!

and rust prevention

which is handy

for his chastity

belt which keeps

rubbing against his

long exhaust pipe

and it's HOT!!!!!!

Very bloody hot

Just like Al