three word post

never seen before

by human eyes

but definitely seen

in the mirror

in Steve's bathroom

where weird things

happen to small

objects that keep

diving into his

personal space area

where toiletry goods

from aldi are

advertised weekly when

on special these

attract attention from

the weirdest people

from Goodna like

all of the

Admin who never

seem to be

on here but

just when you

least expect it (surprise)

the bastard turns

(funny shit!)

into a round

tub of goo

flavoured sticky substance

complete with a

cherry on top

for Steve to

throw at people

Paj bits that

he needs bad

but can't bloody find

anywhere so will

buy a keg

of beer and

and drink until

the ashtray is

brimming with Admin's

nasty second hand

armpit smell with

all it unusual

concoctions of oils

fragrances and dash

of body odour

to top it

and you over

done the freshener

near you left