three word post

for us Queenslanders

who are tough

and rather goodlooking

after many slabs

of rum and

cheese and pickle

flavoured ice cream

whith fresh strawberries

starting to ooze

down our legs

filling our shoes

and wetting our

shirt collars which

smells very bad

until SWMBO washes

my bottom with

soft gentle Solvol

that was full

of rusty wire

and OP rum

had a hint

of mint with

every wipe of

the oily rag

that came from

under my bonnet

which had huge

bits of gob

and cool snot

originating from the

best part of

left nostril that

dribbles and leaks

like a LandRrover

with a cold

under the bonnet

but gets really

soggy under her

seat because of

her incontinence issues

which was caused

by bribie island

being a hole

in the world

which is a

bit naughty really

but who cares

that I'm georgeous

cause we dont

believe you for