three word post

his poor old

left butt cheek

is getting numb

but the piles

are just being

a pain in

the bottom but

letting it hang

seems to relieve

the flatulance that

causes all the

sweet aromas that

Al likes 'cause

he's into that

sort of stuff

which worries us

I can understand

but we still

are so worried

'cause ball bearings

get very rusty

so do nuts

unlubricated ones anyway

but soemtimes when

they dry up

and get squeaky

partners need changing

so does the

oil on the

partner but scol

plays with his

very little BabyQ

what a strange

nick name Scol

but it's tough!

unlike the owner

who is pretty

bloody ugly and

has sexy hairy

eye brows and

is in Melbourne

because he likes

rain and the

strange bent people

that he attracts

all sorts of

two wheel drivers

with funny looking

handle bars and

and a huge