three word post

with no chin

and big ears

like Prince Charlie

and one eye

crossing the other

i thought that

is very odd

but then I

drive a Pootrol

with no wheels

and frangipani stickers

over my eyes

to teach kids

to run from

dirty old men

with bags of

patrol brochures that

are outa date

and utterly useless

so wipe your

snotty little nose

and stop crying

about spilt milk

was it chocolate

or just vanilla

neither! It was

plain moo juice

Pastuerised or homogonised?

On tap for

toothless old men

who cant remember

their own gender

when they hear

some sheila saying

pajero really means

your a bottysmacker

who insists on

buying a lada

because his Pajero

has broken down

but keeps going

but bloody slowly

quicker than a

rooted shopping trolley

but only just

'cause the wheels

directional preference doesn't

look much better

than Santa's sleigh

on xmas day